- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?