Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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