- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Jack Stevens

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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