- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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