Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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