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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Knock Knock. Come in.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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