Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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no rasist joks

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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