What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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