- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

knock knock come in !

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Women's rights.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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