- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

penis

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Morning wood.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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