- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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