Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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