- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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