- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

How's the weather? Good.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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