What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Skrillex.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Get on the boat.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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