- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's two plus two? Window

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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