Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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