- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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