- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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