A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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You know whats funny Aids

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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