- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

whats up and also down? your mum

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Once upon a time, The end.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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