Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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