An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Who is John Galt?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what goes boo a sock

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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