(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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