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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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