When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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AIDS.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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boobs.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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