- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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