- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Gingers.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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