- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

I have a really funny joke.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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