- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Mogok Papiti.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

David Cameron

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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