Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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how may i help you

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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