- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was the woman?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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