- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Black people having a Job.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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