- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How High is a Chinese man

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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