How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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