- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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