A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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