- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

GOODBYE

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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