- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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