- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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