- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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