- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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