What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Women's Rights

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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