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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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