Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

FUCK THE JEWS

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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