- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

My Butthole.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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