- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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