- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Urban ghettos

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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