- Anti Joke

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why is the ground wet It rained

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!