Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Im gay What about you

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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im @ work, LOL.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Penis chickens

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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