How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

This is an anti-joke.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

women's rights

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

I think everybody should have a penis.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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