Two planes walk into an office building

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Gay republicans

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

i killed my family

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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