- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Mooses

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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