- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

whats worse than a kane nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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