- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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