That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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