A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Anti Joke

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